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bleh
June 13, 2009, 3:45 pm
Filed under: random whining

I just discovered that this house has a feature which now makes it totally unacceptable.

SPIDERS IN THE BATHTUB.

I hate spiders. No, I mean REALLY hate them, with the fire of a thousand nuns. They are hideous unnatural creatures, and TWO DAYS IN A ROW NOW there has been a loonie-sized one in the bathtub. One of those big, gross, grey ones that can scuttle extremely quickly and require repeated smashing with a shoe or a telephone directory. (Or at least, that’s how I handle them.)

I would like to go back to my previous spider-free house now, please. Well, ok, it wasn’t totally spider-free, but the closest they ever came to invading the house was setting up camp in the screen porch. And I had to get Martha to get rid of that one – it was a massive hairy thing and I wasn’t going to go within five feet of it. Which is why I will sadly never be able to retire to the tropics. The spiders would be the death of me.


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The fire of a thousand nuns – whoa, that is some serious hate!

Comment by Rana

Dude, I feel you on the spiders. But aren’t your cats available to help? I mean, maybe not Oscar, but Dora? When I have a spider, even one of those quick grey ones, I just go wake up Ferris, and he takes care of it for me. Luna deals with flies and moths. We’re working on mosquitoes next.

Comment by C.

My cats are defective. Oscar would sit there and watch it. Dora would completely miss that there was even a spider there. I have tried to show her a squirrel sitting 2 feet from a window on occasion. No dice.

Comment by tafel

A friend of mine sprays around her house each year for spiders and then never gets any in her house…not sure what she sprays with – but next time I talk to her I’ll ask for you.

Comment by Shelley

Hmmmm yes the sub-tropic spiders are an issue BUT I have discovered letting the daddy long legs live means they will kill n eat the nasty ones!! Isn’t it a boy thing to squish things like this?! Maybe it could become part of the new morning routine before waking you up!!

Comment by Bert

ugh. I hate hate hatey hate spiders. they give me the willies and I turn into a total squealing girl when they get into my house. sorry to hear you are having to deal with them. (shiver)

Comment by HabeshaChild

There is something about being naked and seeing a large spider. Or, worse, cricket on the wall of the shower. Talk about vulnerable!

Um, thought I remembered your password, but don’t. Let me see if I have it saved somewhere… Will be back if I don’t!

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